cetzilla


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cetzilla
  • "Oh boy. You are in for a show tonight, son… Put that thing away before you hurt yourself. Gimme!"
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  • I love how binders full of women is the second debate’s Big Bird. I’m aware there are more important things I could be doing, but I’m going to commence a reblogging spree of some of my favorite binder memes.

  • mom's opinion of my new tat

    • Me: Mom, what do you think of my new piece [an owl on my forearm]?
    • Mom: ::Rolls eyes:: ::Stank face::
    • Me: You don't like it?
    • Mom: No.
    • Me: Not a little bit?
    • Mom: [Stoic, yet smirking] No.
    • Sister: [Jumps up, baby in hand to look at Mom's reaction, smiling like the cat who ate the canary.]
    • Me: Not at all? Not this much? [Touches thumb and forefinger together.]
    • Mom: [Still smirking] No.
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  • So My Sister's In Labor Now

    • Nurse: Is there anything I can get you?
    • My Sister: The epidural.
  • challenger23:

true/false
Romney ruining perfectly good gifs

I got such a good giggle from this.
  • challenger23:

    true/false

    Romney ruining perfectly good gifs

    I got such a good giggle from this.

    (Source: challenger23)

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  • Stop it Words With Friends! Just because I’m black does not mean I wanna find the watermelon. I don’t even like watermelon! 


I’m not seriously upset. I do hate watermelon though, so I wish they’d start showing me a new ad. I bought this on another account, but am considering repurchasing on this one just to get rid of this ad.
  • Stop it Words With Friends! Just because I’m black does not mean I wanna find the watermelon. I don’t even like watermelon!


    I’m not seriously upset. I do hate watermelon though, so I wish they’d start showing me a new ad. I bought this on another account, but am considering repurchasing on this one just to get rid of this ad.